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Paul Entwistle: ComedyBot 3000

“I met a man on the way to the gig tonight who said he only had half an arse. I thought well you’ve got a cheek" I read an article about sex robots the other day.  Apparently, you can get female sexbots now that know every sexual position as well as presumably 147 different languages [...]

October 19th, 2017|Categories: Blog|Tags: , , , , , , , , |0 Comments

Paul Entwistle: Dozy Cat Algorithms

‘Why don’t Rastafarians go on canal barge holidays? Because the dread locks.’ Boom. I did my first set at a Gong style comedy night the other week. The one I did (The Blackout in Greenwich) gives you 2 mins to get started before you can be voted off. I believe at some of the others [...]

April 17th, 2017|Categories: Blog|Tags: , , , , , |0 Comments

Paul Entwistle: The Great Pagliacci

‘If you ask me, rechargeable batteries are positively revolting.’ I’ve not felt very funny recently. Combination of family things, work things, just thing things really. Nothing major but a general comedy malaise. Obviously with this being very much a part time endeavour I can dip in and out as my mood allows, but I do [...]

April 11th, 2017|Categories: Blog|Tags: , , , , , |0 Comments

Paul Entwistle: Why Bother?

Social media just seems like a lot of noise sometimes. I look at my Facebook wall and it's akin to being in a nightclub with lots of rooms all playing different genres of music and I'm in a corridor by the toilets with all these sound sources blending into one discordant mush. I want to [...]

April 6th, 2017|Categories: Blog|Tags: , , , , , |0 Comments

Paul Entwistle: Karen from Chelmsford

‘A friend of mine is an architect and she’s designed a series of apartments where the ceilings are all only 5ft 2in tall. It’s a Napoleon complex.’ Tenuous. Before we get started on this weeks thrilling instalment, I just want to say thank you for all the letters and emails I’ve been receiving. Please do [...]

March 3rd, 2017|Categories: Blog|Tags: , , , |0 Comments

Paul Entwistle: Play Some Neil Diamond

​‘Whats the difference between a date and a prune? There’s no chance of a shag at the end of a prune.’ Thank you, I’m here all week. Try the scampi, etc, etc. So I mentioned in last weeks post that I’d been planning to write a new set this month. This finally got its first [...]

February 6th, 2017|Categories: Blog|Tags: , , , , , |0 Comments

Paul Entwistle: Comedy Writing for Beginners 

​‘I went to have my tea leaves read by a fortune teller and she told me I was going to go on a long journey to Egypt. Turns out I’d just used pyramid tea bags.’ Comedy gold I’m sure you’ll agree Ladies and Gentlemen. So it’s been a bit of a slow start to the [...]

January 24th, 2017|Categories: Blog|Tags: , , , , , |0 Comments

Paul Entwistle: The Open Mic Circuit

The starting point for most people getting into performing stand up comedy is the Open Mic circuit. Now before I started doing stand-up comedy I had no idea that such a thing as an open mic circuit even existed. Yet, much like my wife's affair it’s apparently been going on quite happily without my knowledge [...]

January 15th, 2017|Categories: Blog|Tags: , , , , , , |0 Comments

Paul Entwistle: How to Get Started in Stand-Up Comedy 

And so it begins...  I lost my job at the Muller Yoghurt factory. Well they said I was cutting corners. That was the first joke I told at the very first stand up gig I ever did. I know it’s not exactly Woody Allen but it got a few chuckles and I was off! Like [...]

January 9th, 2017|Categories: Blog|Tags: , , , , , , , |0 Comments